by SumitG » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:11 pm
My name is really Bob. Also, I'm not really a human. I'm just disguised as one. Really, I'm a highly advanced species of penguin with the Greek capital letter sigma tattooed onto my chest. Hence my "human name" (Sumit). This is also the reason for my love of very cold confections, such as chocolate chip cookie dough, and chocolate ice cream. I don't particularly like chocolate cookies because they are rather warm. Back at home I used to eat dinosaur bones and ice, but I don't find many of those anymore, particularly because I have to go to school and pretend to be a human. Lately, human interaction with penguins has been ridiculously harmful. Many of my penguin brethren have been felled by sled dogs, and our habitat is slowly being destroyed by dangerous usage of fossil fuels. I am telling you all this because I feel that all of you are relatively reasonable people, and am hoping that you all will do something about all these problems that the penguins are facing.
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In stupid's words,
thank you
that is all
Hi/Low 2010
You know I'm not even sure anymore...I get distracted from my scores by chocolate =(